Friday, February 4, 2011


you know I have learned something over the past two years.

NEVER promise something you can't guarantee.
I say we'll start up and I say we'll blog and it just never effing happens. It's extremely frustrating. SO BE MAD, PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET. YOU HAVE EARNED THE RIGHT TO BE ANGRY AT THE IMAGINARY PEOPLE CINDERS AND QUEENBEE, because we're lazyasses.

but anyway, our last episode was made during december of 2009, right before Maximum Awesomeness turned one... which we were gonna make a big deal of, but that didn't end up happening, and then a year passed. Where, my friends, has it gone?

Scrap that, I can't pull off pensive and philosophical...

The point is, it's been two years since we started. TWO YEARS. And though that's not really a long period of time, we're not interested in the same things we were then.

Also, you'd probably like to know that we're younger than we said we were, we were about twelve when we started back then, so now we're only fourteen... so basically, we look back at those episodes and are embarrassed by them (at least I am)

Anyway, we've decided that if we ever do make any other episodes, they won't be on Maximum Ride. Yeah it was a good book series, but we barely remember what happened in them. We thought maybe one more on MR to go through all the emails that have piled up here in the meantime. After that though, any continuation will be just us having random conversations, with a few tie-ins to Max Ride and probably other stuff also... the subject will be decided eventually...

btdubbs we've gotten 2,146 downloads, which is pretty impressive if you ask me.

Friday, September 10, 2010


Hey guys! Man it's been a while. A LONG while. I feel like now that we're a little older and more mature, we look back at ouselves like "what the hell did we think we were?" but I do think that we're uhh... more entertaining now? I don't know when we'll get to do an episode, but... you know how it is. Since we've been gone we've been slowly accumulating a fan base/ empire. I know. It's wicked cool.
1,941 downloads, and counting!
You guys fucking rock.
I just thought I'd at least start writing again, and get around to recording eventually. I'll talk to QueenBee about it and post again soon!
Also I want to give a BIG shout out to everyone who's emailed us, we'll have LOTS to read out next time.

Thanks for all your support, we REALLY appreciate it

Wednesday, April 7, 2010


Hey Everyone, I just wanted to respond to this because i feel it needs clarification. I didn't want to even mention Jewels' motives for leaving the podcast, but i feel you guys have been misled.
THere was NO drama. Not regarding Jewels and anything else. HEr last post may have implied that we were not getting along, however, that is simply false.
THe fact is, Jewels didn't want to continue because she lost interest. And that's not her fault. She says that it's something different, but it was only to avoid hurting QueenBee's and my feelings. I realie the podcast will be different without her, but I believe Cool Hair will suffice. I've noticed that at least one of you is angry about her replacement, but I ask you to ask yourself what you would do if your team was one-less. SHe may re-join, she may not. ALso, I realize that it appears that I am the "leader" of Maximum Awesomeness, but in actuality, I am only the producer and therefor control all that goes onto the internet, so I made that episode with my sister on impulse because I couldn't get Jewels and QueenBee organized. This is the reason I've been in every episode. We'll be restarting soon.

Thursday, February 11, 2010


Hi to anyone that's reading this!

It's Jewels I just wanted to say I'm sorry I quit the podcast, we never really had a real plan of when and where to do it and one too many screw ups and road blocks pushed me over the edge:(

I love everyone that listens to us and I wouldn't mind doing maybe one more, but school is dramatic enough for me I'd rather not have drama trying to do something that's supposed to be fun. I really am goin to miss recording podcasts and hearing what you guys have to say.

I love every single one of our fans and maybe in the future if we get our act together I'll come back who knows but for now audevoire! (bye)


Thursday, January 14, 2010

Road Block

Hey guys, just wanted to le you know that there has been a problem, delaying the next episode.
Jewels quit the podcast.
I'm sorry to everybody who was most fond of her, but we're having either auditions at our school or make one of the guests a regular to replace her, then you guys will be allowed to vote on whoever it is, I asked Jewels if she wants to do the season finale with us but she didn't want to.
I guess in the future we'll be like "Remember season one! it had Jewels in it!".
A little bitter, I know.

Friday, January 8, 2010

Next Wednesday, or after that, or after that....

well, we've had problems, since Xmas break & beyond, my mom gave her computer to someone to fix it (it's been broken) and she gave him the case too, so I haven't been able to carry my computer to school, sooo... since we didn't do anything this wednesday we'll probably do it next week, or it'll keep getting puched back until we actually get it done... sorry

Tuesday, December 22, 2009


Hey everyone, just wanted to let you know that we are NOT stopping after the season finale!!!
Wherever would you get that idea?
and 2
Where would you get the idea that Jewels and I are dating???
I'm curious